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MOTR wrote:
Snoop Dog's Phantom Draft. and Rookie Phantom Draft

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Great stuff. Thanks for that MOTR.
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Piesnchess wrote:I have a gut feeling this kid could be a real surprise packet, ala Nick Maxwell, who got delisted by Norf, then came to us, and, well, you all know how far Maxy went, and what a great player he was.
I don't think Maxy was ever listed at another club prior to being rookied by the Pies. Had trained at a couple, not sure about North, but definitely had a go at the Cats.
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stui magpie wrote:
Presti35 wrote:I say we draft Jack Cripps next month to really confuse things.
Jack Cripps

Position: Key forward/ruckman
Height: 198 cm, Weight: 85 kg, DOB: 20/01/1996
Club: East Fremantle
Projected draft range: 20-50
Plays like: Drew Petrie
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I Agree. Can we call one of them Colvan?
on a slight tangent but kinda apt given it is the spring racing carnival ...
IT would be interesting to know how many people have had their lives changed by backing the winner of a Melbourne Cup, but there are a couple of them in the Mayes family.

Teddy Mayes used to deliver margarine in the Caulfield area. In 1942, he told customers on his delivery run that, if it looked like rain, to back Colonus.

Sure enough, it rained and Teddy plonked a few pounds on the long-shot.

It duly greeted the judge and, with his winnings, Teddy bought a potato chip business for his two sons, Colin and Ivan, and named it Colvan after them.

And for the next 30 years, Colvan chips was an Aussie institution.
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^

Nice. My fav chip.
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John Wren wrote:
stui magpie wrote:
Presti35 wrote:I say we draft Jack Cripps next month to really confuse things.
:P


I Agree. Can we call one of them Colvan?
on a slight tangent but kinda apt given it is the spring racing carnival ...
IT would be interesting to know how many people have had their lives changed by backing the winner of a Melbourne Cup, but there are a couple of them in the Mayes family.

Teddy Mayes used to deliver margarine in the Caulfield area. In 1942, he told customers on his delivery run that, if it looked like rain, to back Colonus.

Sure enough, it rained and Teddy plonked a few pounds on the long-shot.

It duly greeted the judge and, with his winnings, Teddy bought a potato chip business for his two sons, Colin and Ivan, and named it Colvan after them.

And for the next 30 years, Colvan chips was an Aussie institution.
Great stuff JW.

Suggestion then for nicknames for Crisp:

Burnt

Smiths

Colvan

French

Quentin
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JC ?
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Try putting that in a more specific context.
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I'll be calling him Smithy. :wink:
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Already posted by someone else somewhere else, but I like Kreme.
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neil wrote:JC ?
noice, as long as its not us screaming JESUS F-ING CHRIST every time he kicks the ball!!

love the Colvan story, that's cool!!
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Maybe we could call him Crunchy or Chips?
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think positive wrote:
neil wrote:JC ?
noice, as long as its not us screaming JESUS F-ING CHRIST every time he kicks the ball!!

love the Colvan story, that's cool!!
If not JC what about Brian?
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think better wrote:
think positive wrote:
neil wrote:JC ?
noice, as long as its not us screaming JESUS F-ING CHRIST every time he kicks the ball!!

love the Colvan story, that's cool!!
If not JC what about Brian?

Na, Brian is a very naughty boy
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